A guy was robbing an empty house. While he was stealing the TV he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
Looking to his right, he saw a parrot sitting in it's cage. The parrot looked at him and said "Jesus is watching you."
As the robber was going in and out of the house loading up his van with stolen goods the parrot kept saying, "Jesus is watching you."
While putting the last load into his van the robber finally said to the parrot, "What kind of an idiot would teach a bird to say, 'Jesus is watching you'."
And the parrot said, "The same kind of idiot that would name his Rottweiler 'Jesus'."