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Mathematical formula for success

Mathematical formula for success:
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
HARDWORK
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
KNOWLEDGE
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
ATTITUDE
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
BULLSHIT
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
ASSKISSING
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!


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