The best jokes are coming to jokes-free.com
Jokes, giggles, laughs, humor. PLUS links to Free stuff.
 
Home
Kid Jokes
Doctor Jokes
Canada
United States
Government
Politician Jokes
Office Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Animals
Computer Jokes
Men & Women
Drunks
Blonde Jokes
Celebrities
Misc Jokes
Bad taste Jokes
Just strange
Test yourself
 
Very reliable
   Web hosting, starting from $7.95 per month
Compare plans
 
CGI Scripts
Business Directory
Online Dating
  
 
bc-links.com business directory and shopping guide

Thais2u.com - find Love and Romance online
Jokes > Politicians    >> more jokes in this category - click here <<

Political quickies
It has been said that the United States has the best
congressmen money can buy.


"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
-- quote from some US Senator...


Statesman: A politician who never got caught.


The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.



One campaign consultant says he doesn't approve of political jokes. He's seen too many of them get elected.


Fax machines can have a great effect on politicians. Somebody just sent a fax message to every member of our state legislature. Each fax message was exactly the same: "The press has found out everything." Both houses of the legislature emptied out within thirty minutes.


The candidate called his wife and said, "Congratulate me, I've just won the election."
"Honestly, dear?" she said. "Now, why would you want to bring that up?" he grumbled.


"Are you a member of any organized political party?"
"No. I'm a Republican."
 
Did you like this joke? Please send it to a friend!


Search our site for more Jokes
Google
 
Web jokes-free.com

 -- Jokes in this category: 5 --  
below are more jokes in this category - click a title
   Republicans and Democrats     That's G. Dubbya Bush    
   Political quickies     more Political quickies    
   Comparing Two Presidents        
 
 -- Back to category list --
 


 
Main | Funny Jokes   
  Back to top  © 2004 jokes-free.com