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Prairie folk
How do you know when your staying in a Manitoba hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says, "go ahead."

How can you tell if an Alberta redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Saskatchewan to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alberta?
A documentary.

How many rednecks does it take to eat a deer?
Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic.

Where was the toothbrush invented?
Manitoba. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

An Alberta RCMP pulled over a pickup truck on Highway 2. He asked the driver "Got any ID?"
The driver says "Bout what?"

Did you hear about the 3 a year for a million years

Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Manitoba?
Nearly everyone has the same DNA.

Did you hear that the Premier's house in Edmonton burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.

Two Albertans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a bag. When they meet, one says "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmmmmm . . . five?"

What do a divorce in Alberta, a tornado in Saskatchewan and a flood in Manitoba have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer

An Albertan came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here! My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "How do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you still have them big red trucks?"

Why do folks in Manitoba go to the movies theater in groups of 18 or more?
'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
 
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