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Marriage for the seniors

George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. George suggests they go in and address the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

George: "How about support hose for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

George: "What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis & arthritis? "
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

George: "How about waterproof furniture pads & Depends?"
Pharmacist: "Yes sir."

George: "Hearing aid & denture supplies &! ; reading glasses?"
Pharmacist: "Yes."

George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol & Ensure?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers & canes?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"

George smiles & replies to the pharmacist, "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry

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