MEN KNOW.....
Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
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Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.
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Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.
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Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth.
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Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
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Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
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Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.
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Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.
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Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.
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Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage.
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Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.
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Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them.
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Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi...
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Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.
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